Chapter 7 - Machine Gun Vibes
No, Serina, you can't take that skill ...... Just not that one!
I told myself desperately.
If I start taking these things, I'll never be able to go back to the way I was. I'll fall down like I'm rolling down a hill, and step onto the path of an abominable, unholy pervert.
But I already knew that it was a futile struggle.
The thrill and excitement of having my hips slammed by that hairy monster.
I'm sure this skill can do the same thing.
That's what my [Intuition] is telling me. If that's the case.......
[Machine Gun Vibrator Level 1] New!
I took it――!
"Kkuhh, what have I done. ......"
But if it's available, I have to try it at least once.
If it comes down to it, I can always ask Alec to reset using reset party's skills.
Then, let's get started.
"Huh?"
I tried to use the skill, but nothing happened.
"What the hell is this? Hey, Heruko!"
『Yes, yeeees. What is it?』
"I can't use this skill, what's going on?"
『Aaah, you've taken another great one, ......, do you understand? This is a very dangerous skill, you know? If you use it all the time, Serina-san you'll be *gaba gaba*, you know』 (TLN: Thanks TAMA-Mii, it's seems that gaba gaba is sfx for vibrator)
"Kkuhh, You don't have to use it all the time. Better yet, tell me how to use it."
『It can't be helped. This skill is a skill that requires an item to use. In other words, it's something that you can stick in, like a stern dildo with warts and all』
"Ah ......, so that's what it is. ......"
But is there such a thing as a masturbation goods in this world?
Anyway, I decided to go to the market.
『Serina-san, let's find a quest to find masturbation goods! It's unheard of for a heroes to do that, you know?』
『S-shut up.』
I blushed with embarrassment as I searched for the product I wanted. I really don't know what I'm doing. But it's not like I'm going to bother anyone, just a little bit, just a little .......
First I visited the tool shop.
"Welcome. What can I do for you?"
The kind shopkeeper asked me, but I couldn't answer right away.
"Uhh, no, I'll just take a look."
I smiled vaguely and tried to cover it up.
"Is that so, well, take your time."
"Okay."
The first thing I saw was......a bottle of potion that I could stick in, but it was not long enough. Same goes for the compass. It's no good.
Next, I stopped at a weapons store to rummage through the magician's oak staff. ...... Yeah, it was a little too big for me .......
Something more like ......
"Ara~, Serina-san."
"Geh, Isabelle, san."
There was a noble lady who was the last person I wanted to see at a time like this.
"Wait a minute. Isn't that a bit rude? What did I do to make you dislike me?"
The other day, you called me a smell bad. Are you forgetful or unaware? ...... Oh well.
"No, I'm not. I was in a bit of a hurry, so...Ohohoho"
I'll try to cover it up with a ladylike, distant smile.
"Well, then it would not be wise to stop you. By the way, in this neighborhood,.....No, let's do this again. Have a nice day, Serina-san."
Isabelle brushed back her vertically rolled blonde hair with her hand, fussing as usual, and she dashing away.
"Phew ...... If that woman notices me, my life is over. ......"
I breathed a sigh of weakness and decided to go to the grocery store next.
The store's crates were lined with cucumbers, eggplants, avocados, bananas, radishes, and plenty of other things I could use.
"Yes! Um, can I have this?"
"Here you go."
I bought about five eggplants.
『That's absurd, Serina-san! There's no way it can fit five of them in at once!』
"Geez, you idiot, there's no way I can do that!"
I laughed lightly at Heruko's impatience and returned to the inn.
"Oldman, can you use these for dinner today?"
With that, I put four eggplants on the counter.
"Oh, eggplants. Okay, let's stir-fry the vegetables."
"Yeah."
With a good-natured smile, I went to my room.
I sit down on the bed.
Then, from the [Item storage], I take out the remaining one of the real thing. The disguise is perfect.
In case they find the eggplant here, I can say, "Oh, I thought I gave it to the old man at the inn, but I didn't know it was still here!"
I'm a genius!
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