Otherwordly Warriors Preface, Chapter 2

Episode 2 The Goddess of Glasses Girl

　Hmm?

　Well...

　What was I just doing?

　I look around, but I can't see anything because it's all white.

"Hmmmmm?"

　I feel like I'm floating on fluff, but whoa!

　My body's gone!

　What? Is this a dream?

"Ah, you're awake."

　I heard the voice of a girl who was somewhat dumb.

"W-who's that? Where are you?"

"Ah, yes, I'm the god of this world, and I'm right here in front of you."

　Yeah, God.

　Anyone who calls himself a god is either sick or dangerous.

"No~, I'm really God~. I'm sane~."

"Shut up. Just quit stretching the end of your words."

　I warn her, it's irritating.

"Y-yes~. Awawa."

　You're a bad god.

"So, what do you want from me? I mean, where am I?"

"Ah, yes. Well, this is where I am~, or should I say where I exist, I can't put my name to it, but~...

"What?"

"A-Anyway, Sawatari-san, as a result of a strict lottery, you've been selected to be reincarnated into another world! Congratulations! Wow, clap, clap."

　It's the first time I've come across a woman in real life who calls herself a crackpot, etc. It's annoying because it seems like she's mocking me.

"Hey, I don't want that suspicious lottery, and I don't remember drawing it. I mean, M-my name is Akizuki, but that's not my name, is it?"

"Eh!? Huh? Huuh~? It's true. Yasuhiko Akizuki. Huh~?"

"Well, I can't keep up with you. On the way home, mmm, can't I just leave this room?"

　I try to move, but I have no body, so I fluff. My consciousness feels like it's drifting.

"Oh, yes, you don't have the ability to move, so please wait a little longer. Don't worry, I'll get you there."

"Then get on with it. It's probably just a dream anyway."

　It's a dream when a beautiful girl god and I can talk normally.

"No, it's real. But I'm in trouble. It seems that I attracted a different soul by mistake..."

"So it was Sawatari? I'm busy with my game, so why don't you put me back where I belong and call him?"

　Come to think of it, I was going to play that character-making game now. Now I remember.

"I'm sorry to tell you this, but I've customized your soul and moved it to another dimension, so you can't go back to where you were..."

"What? You mean I can't go back?

"Yes, that's right."

"What are you going to do?"

"I-I'm sorry."

"No, no, no, don't apologize. Just get me back in my body. Put me back to normal."

"... I-I can't do it~"

"What? Aah?"

　It makes me want to kill her. She made a mistake, and now I can't get my body back.

　What the hell is this god saying to me?

"I-I'm sorry."

　I thought about grabbing her and tightening her neck into a tight squeeze, but I didn't have the hands for that now.

"L-let's calm down~."

"Like I can calm down, you idiot!"

"Hyaah!"

"What are you going to do if you can't bring back a good citizen's soul by mistake and I'm dead in the original world?"

"Uh, no, maybe it's like they just disappeared from existence to make sense of it."

"Either way, it doesn't matter. So how long am I going to be like this? Even if I can't go back to my world, I need a new body."

"Ah, yes, that's all right then. Originally, I was planning to reincarnate you on the earth of this world. So, one of you is going to be my guide."

"Wait".

"Uuh."

"You just tried to reincarnate me and end it like it was nothing, didn't you?"

"N-no, um, ......"

"As a token of your apology, you're going to give me a blowjob naked or something, right?

　She seems like a tough god, so I'll try to argue with her.

"Fueehh! Uhm, you just said something amazing, but, that, fellatio, Uh, you shouldn't say that."

"Well, I'll give you a pass on the nudity, so show yourself."

"Eeh? Hmm, you're really going to let me get away with just being naked?"

"Oh, yeah. A man never says two words."

　When she take it off, I'll give her a little touch.

"Wha, wha!? You can't touch me~."

"Muu."

　She can read my mind. Well, get it off, then. Come on. I'll make you soggy.

"Uuhh, I understand, I understand~. Please don't think anything strange."

　In the light, a beautiful girl with long light blue hair, about the age of a junior high school student, came out, completely naked and hiding her breasts. She was wearing large round glasses for some reason. She is rather glamorous.

"You're very young, aren't you?

"Yes, I've only just become a god. And I'm still young."

"Hmm. Then get your hands off your breast."

"What?"

"You said you'd show me your naked body."

"Uh... okay, then."

"Mm-hmm."

　The girl shyly moves her hands away.

　Her skin is pale, smooth, and healthy. Her breasts are well-shaped, and her nipples are pink.

　I wanted to get a little closer, so I approached her from below (...).

"Ah! What? You can move?"

"Looks like it. Let's see."

"Oh, no, D-don't look at me from that angle."

　I was able to move my point of view down to the lower groin, so I was able to get a closer look from there.

"No! Don't come any closer."

"Fufufu. Whoa!"

　As I got even closer, I felt a buzz of numbness like an electric shock.

"Ah, are you okay?"

"W-What the hell was that?, It's hurts..."

"Gezz, It's because you're touching my body. I told you not to touch me, didn't I? In the rank of your soul, if you're not good, I'll absorb you."

"What? That's scary. You mean I'm going to disappear?

"Yes, not completely, but assimilated..."

　Well, either way, I don't want to be a part of this slow-talking god.

"I also hate pervert people either~"

"Hmm. Then, I promise. I'll be reincarnated properly. Oops, I'll become human, right?"

　If I'm reincarnated as a small fry monster, I won't even be able to see.

"Yes, you'll become a healthy person of about the same age, so please don't worry."

"Mmm, the same age... if anything, I want it to be a young, good-looking guy."

　I'm over forty, my face is ugly, and I'm a little bald.

"Hmm, that would require a new vessel, and the soul might not settle well ......."

"Please do something about that."

"Well...if you insist, I'll make you a young body, but please don't be offended if your soul slips away somehow."

"No, I'm angry."

"Eh?"

　That's a given.

"What happens if you pull it off? Will I Die?"

"Haa, if I can get your soul back, You'll probably just pass out."

"Then no. Is there no other way?"

"Well, I can extend your life and make your body a little healthier, how about that?"

"Without the ugliness?"

"Well, I think Akizuki-san is attractive in his own way."

"Shut up. You don't mean that."

"*gulp*."

"God can't lie."

"Well, um..."

"Sigh, I'm hurt. I've never been popular with girls, and I'm sure I'll be made fun of for not being popular again in this world. Ah, I can't do this. And it's a mistake, and I'm forced to leave a lot of things undone, huh"

　It's not that I have any desire to return to my former world, but I'm not sure I want to be in a similar environment here.

"No, uh, I understand. Then, let's add some skills. that can make you very popular."

"Ho~, Okay, let's do that."

"Wai. Well, we don't have much time left, so I'll just do it quickly."

"Ah, I need to be able to attract beautiful women and have the skills to finish them off perfectly!"

　I'm worried that this god is going to be left out.

"I know exactly what you mean. Only for beautiful women, yes, I'll try to make Akizuki-san fall in love with the person he wants. I'll also save the "Arrogance" for you. Then, there you go. See you later!"

"Ah, hey, I knew you had other skills, whoa!"

　I felt my consciousness being suddenly sucked somewhere else, and I lost consciousness again.

　◇　◆　◇　◆　◇

"Mwah!?"

　This time, the light seemed to float out from underneath, and when I looked at the ground, it looked like some kind of magic circle. The pattern glowed pale white, but the light gradually weakened and disappeared.

"Oh! We've succeeded!"

　I didn't notice right away because of the darkness around me, but there seemed to be several men there.

　Mmm, what the hell.

　Whatever, I was completely naked.

　Who the hell ......?

"Now, Hero-sama, come here."

　A man in a glittering robe stepped forward and covered me with a cloth.

　You said I was a Hero, right?

　I see, such a (・・・・) place.

"Where are you going to take me?"

"You need to change first. Besides, this magic circle is still working."

"Mmm."

　I rushed down from there. I don't want to be sent to another strange place.

"No, don't worry. It's just a one-way summoning."

"Hmm? Hmm? It's getting brighter, isn't it?"

"Yes. It looks like another one is coming. Oh, this one's stronger than the last."

　What do you mean, stronger than me?

　As I continued to look at the magic circle, a white light emanated from below in the shape of a cylinder, and when the light disappeared, I saw a young woman standing there.

　She was, after all, completely naked.

　More glamorous than the bespectacled goddess from earlier.

　Mmm, she looks like a model.

"Hmm? This place is, eh! Kyaaa! Why am I naked!?"

　She didn't seem to understand what was going on, and when she realized that she was naked, she hurried to cover herself with her hands.

　*nod*nod* I've seen some good stuff.

"You!"

"Whoa! Oh, shit!

　I was hit by a straight punch from the naked girl, and I lost consciousness again.

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